no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
