Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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