We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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