It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
