i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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