i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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