He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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