so that wasnt chicken after all
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
How does it feel to date your dad?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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