Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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