the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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