just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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