Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It's blow job season.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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