winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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