Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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