You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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