she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There r osticjed everywhere
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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