the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
3pm strippers are depressing
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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