Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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