How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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