PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
