I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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