Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
it's great music for shaving your balls
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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