but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Be still, my beating vagina.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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