she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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