Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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