I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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