We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize
