where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
