your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I currently don't understand fingers.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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