Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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