Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I don't think brook has ever known best
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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