You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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