May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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