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go home
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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