BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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