we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
should my penis look like a turkey
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
