i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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