You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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