woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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