S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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