All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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