do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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