I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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