Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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