But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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