I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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