theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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