the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse