he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy