i permit you to call me
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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