I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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