She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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