I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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