would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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