Whats the glycemic index on semen?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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